Bored now.
My new perspective on RIB
Ryan: Okay, so I really think we should end the show with Quinn and Rachel getting together.
Ian: I agree. But we suck at writing. How would we make that work?
Ryan: No, no, Ian, it doesn't have to be well-written. We could give Dianna and Lea a scene from Blue's Clues to do together and you'd still think the whole show was about two star-crossed lesbian lovers. No, what we need is a way for the audience to get on board with the idea.
Ian: Hmm...
Ryan: Hmm...
Brad: -walks in- Hey, guys, I just had a great idea for a Finchel scene!
Ian: Brad, we're not talking--
Ryan: Patience, Ian. Brad, let's hear it.
Brad: Okay, so I was thinking -- what if when Will proposes to Emma, Finn proposes to Rachel? And she says yes!
Ian: Brad, that's...
Ryan: GENIUS!
Ian: Wha--? Ryan, I thought we just--?
Ryan: Brad, I'm putting you in charge of everything Finchel from now on.
Brad: Really!?
Ryan: Yes. Do us proud, boy.
Brad: Yes, sir! -he leaves-
Ian: Ryan...Brad will do some really crazy things with Finchel. You know that.
Ryan: Exactly.
Ian: What?
Ryan: A wedding? At their age? You'd have to be out of your mind to support something like that!
Ian: By Cheesus, you're right! If everyone hates Finchel and we do something to make the audience like Quinn again, NOTHING CAN STOP US!
Ryan: So let's have Quinn, desperate to stop the wedding, get in a tragic car accident on the way there.
Ian: That's amazing!
Ryan: And then, temporarily paralyzed from the waist down, Quinn joins forces with Artie to perform wheelchair stunts at a skate park!
Ian: That's...you lost me there, Ryan.
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